"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better."
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
an octopus is just a wet spider
are you calling me a spider
do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time