followers go up,asks stay the same

"It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die."

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via canhappenlove)

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Anonymous:
So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

(Source: telvi1, via she-loved-her-endlessly)

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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palmist:

i love this blooper 

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Timestamp: 1408739012

palmist:

i love this blooper 

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stripped-to-thewaist:

This is actually the cutest thing ever okay

(Source: marceline-the-vampire-queer, via oliveracedavis)

Timestamp: 1408737317

stripped-to-thewaist:

This is actually the cutest thing ever okay

(Source: marceline-the-vampire-queer, via oliveracedavis)

Ask me questions please, I’m bored

(Source: stay-weird-af, via she-loved-her-endlessly)

lacenmagnolias:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

Ded

(via coffee-and-binders)

Timestamp: 1408721355

lacenmagnolias:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

Ded

(via coffee-and-binders)

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via coffee-and-binders)

Timestamp: 1408721293

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via coffee-and-binders)

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

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